locust-breakfast

the bravest little toaster

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thirtyish!
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pfp is a small friend I found on my car one night.
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bye cohost! thank you cohost.


which I will not be purchasing, in the form of some notes on bed-buying:

  • it is in theory safer for cats to make sure they can't get under your bed
  • in practice it feels extremely cruel of me to deprive them of one of their precious few cat-exclusive Zones
  • upholstered headboards look polished, feel cozy, and will spend most of their lives in your home caked in pet hair and suffused with dust
  • you hit a certain age and a really tasteful beige will take your breath away. you hit a different age and you stop feeling embarrassed about it
  • that swirly golden texture they're printing onto the MDF these days and pretending it's wood? that's my enemy now